Take two italics & call me in the morning.

Drugs of choice: Italics; music; art; &
"oh, the symbolism"®

People….Seriously.

callmekitto:

crystalsoulslayer:

librariansoul:

callmekitto:

“but where’s the lube” she whispered in wide-eyed horror at the fanfiction unfolding on her laptop screen

This is me all the time. :-/

Also, saliva and loving someone a whole lot are not acceptable substitutes for lube and preparation.

love: it does not lubricate

Heh. “All you need is love” ? NO. You also need lube. :D

(via liverquivers)

4 months ago
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